When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other! 

Welcome to FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

Kindly join us inside the haunted Alberta Rose Theatre, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons- where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you? Be sure to bring your death certificate... there’s no turning back now.

Hurry back. We're dying to tease you. 

TICKETS:

$30 GA Advance

$40 GA At the Door

$45 VIP with Preferred Seating (first 7 rows of the center section – available in advance only)

Our tickets sell quickly - purchase early!  Lacy Productions have a history of selling out!

Door tickets sold only if available on a first come, first served basis! Once we reach capacity there will not be tickets available at the door.